Total Medals Earned: 511 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,095 Points
Medals Earned: 9/17 (115/385 points)
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Break every single card block!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 17/18 (395/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 8/10 (205/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Earn 50,000 points.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!